May 21st Thorns melt down

Thank You Lee Duncan - Sonic Boom for this creative account of the days ride for the Thorns.

Classroom Attendance


Immortal Man
Green Flash
Sonic B-M
Nice Man w a New Bike

Title: The Jordan Lake Triangle

What a great turn out. As I rolled into the parking lot on Saturday it was teaming with neon and melt extrusion polyurethane --- AKA spandex.

It had the feel of a summer ride, with lots of friends and a double serving of enthusiasm. As the riders started to get organized we had to find leaders for the different groups. In an effort to provide one possible route, Sonic Boom explained a possible adventure. It was a strange experience, like when a child explains to their parents something that is very important to them, and in the end given the response "well that's very nice dear" with a pat on the head. Not knowing the names of the roads and acting out the turns using interpretive dance was not giving a high level of confidence to the group; not to mention a vague guesstimate of total mileage between 30 and 100 miles. They weren't having it.

Luckily Steve Cope was able to make a more appealing route suggestion to the masses, and off we went. The Thorns started off with about 8 to 10 riders at the beginning of the parking lot, and by the bottom it was reduced to about 4. This was attrition on a dramatic scale. These 4 included a nice man with a new bike, Immortal Man, the Green Flash and Sonic Boom. The fabulous 4 road up to Davis Drive and turned Left at Morrisville Carpenter. The plan for the day was to ride out by Del Web, hit 751, cruise up Fearrington in reverse and up to the Lystra Gas Station. The pace was very brisk with a computer average of about 20 mph up the long incline.

Because of the fast pace, Sonic Boom's legs were ready to explode. Luckily we were at the Lystra gas station and could indulge in tasty visceral fat creating treats. A few moments later Mr Popularity showed up... Capt'n Carbon with his fan club. The rowdy crew overtook the gas station like bike week at Myrtle Beach---all that was needed was the Capt'n in a pair of chaps. Sorry, try and erase that visual if at all possible. Moving on..

After a little while at the snack bar, we lost another one and only had 3 in registered attendance. The 3 Amigos included Immortal Man, the Green Flash, and S-B. Feeling beat to a pulp we decided to indulge in a suffer-fest and headed towards Lystra. For a moment we were excited because a huge group of cyclists turned down the Lystra Concourse --and we welcomed the prospect of climbing the mighty beast amongst the masses. Unfortunately, the cycling mob turned off towards Big Woods and we had to give up on our cycling fantasy.

Up we went climbing the widow maker and eventually meeting at the other side in the un-shade. Everybody knows that Lystra doesn't give up her dead, and so we waited for the final member of the group as we baked in the hot sun. When the 3rd member arrived, we learned that there was a mechanical issue with Immortal man's bike and he needed to return back to the safety of base camp. After verifying his return plan, the group proceeded..which was now down to Mr Flash and SB. The 2 crime fighters continued on...turning left on Jack Bennet and a right up Big Woods. The hills kept coming and coming and Sonic Boom was on the verge of a physical and mental break down. Luckily young Flash was feeling fresh and forged ahead. Not much further down the road a steel splinter took out SB with a puncture-- which was fixed utilizing the cumulative knowledge, skills and equipment among the two surviving members.

And with that, the 2 cruised back and into home plate---finally safe.

Distance: approx 56 miles

Ave speed: approx 19.7 mph